Today I have an audition for a part in a US Cellular commercial. I have to act as an OCD guy who works as a gift wrapper. I am very proud of my work and very meticulous. I hand the wrapped gift off to a woman who then ravenously opens the gift and destroys my perfect creation. I have to look worried and agitated as she rips it apart. I'm pretty sure I have the life experience necessary to make this believable. I'll just pretend that I am myself and the wrapped gift is my chance at a normal life being torn apart by ever year I continue to pursue stand up comedy. Anyway, I'm now off to practice my worried faces: